how to eat spaghetti

First: take one piece and drag it across the table like a train, saying "choo choo!"

Second: pick it up and "bwake da twain!" with your teeth.

Third: mash, stuff and wiggle the spaghetti into your mouth however you are able, using both hands if necessary.

Finally: wipe your hands down your shirt and across your pants, making sure to bypass your bib altogether.

"Mmmm, gawishus!"