qotd

Oh Duke! He went potty and then called me to help him finish up like normal. He'd been a while so I asked him, "Did you go poops?"
"No, just peepees."
As I was helping him finish, he continued:
"They are EEE-VILLL and LLLYING."
"Who is evil and lying?"
"My poops. They are EEE-VILLL and LLLYING and they don't want to come out!"