Duke said the tag on his shirt was bothering him. Only problem was there was no tag, so I told him he should just change his shirt if it felt uncomfortable.
"But I then I won't match!"
"Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but you don't match right now." (Think: camo shorts, a green & blue striped polo shirt, a brown monkey hat and red spiderman mittens.)
"But I do! My shorts are green, my shirt is green, and my underwear is green."
No comments:
Post a Comment