earrings

Here's a little dinnertime conversation between Madeleine & Daddy:

I have a earring.
(She didn't have anything at all.)

Where'd you get it from?

My ear.

Who gave it to you?

Barbara.

Who's Barbara?

Barbara is the lady who gives earrings to ones who don't have them.

Where does she do this?

At the store.

What store is it?

Ahwaydio Lons Steakhouse Store.